• WANTED: Our farmers market truck back

    June 7, 2011

    To the person who stole our farmers market truck: may you drink mouthfuls of red tide water, come down with vibrio vulnificus, cut your thumb off with a shucking knife, and may barnacles foul your water intake.

    We weren’t able to do the markets last weekend because we had no ride, and we’re still trying to get ourselves organized, so we’re unsure about next weekend. We’ll keep you posted!

    Update: we won’t be at the markets this coming weekend (June 11th & 12th) either. But we’ll be thinking of all you happy folks, dogs, kids, street musicians, florists, berry sellers and bacon lovers!

    Second Update: Max completely made our day by writing a little blues ditty in honor of the stolen truck. Find it in the comments below.

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    Oyster Fan Fan June 8, 2011 at 6:04 am

    Nothing like a creative curse to make one feel better! Good work–you might add, may Every seagull target your vehicle!

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    max June 8, 2011 at 2:21 pm

    How sad. Perhaps a blues ditty is in order:

    Who stole our oyster truck?
    Did you think in held geoduck?
    Farmers markets are outta luck
    We have oysters but not a truck.

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    Oyster Fan June 9, 2011 at 9:51 am

    This is amazing!!!! Thank you Max.

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